Jan 30, 2011

President Barack Obama Dead Carcass Discovered; Who the Hell is Our President?; Kim Kardashian "Leaks" Sex Tape Part 2 w/ Playboy Model Kanye West


President Barack Obama has served about 2 years of presidency. But a body discovered in Utah seems to look a little too much like our well-known president. And what is the scoop on the rumored sex tape with politician Kim Kardashian and Playmate of the Year Kayne West? The Kushington Post investigates...

Jan 15, 2011

Rap Phenomena Mitchel Musso Busted With Over 800 Pounds of Child Pornography; Qingdao Haiwan Bridge in China To Be Used for Illegal Sex Slave Trafficking



Disney Channel star Mitchel Musso hasn't been one to follow the rules, but will his charge of over 800 pounds of child pornography go too far? And will China's economy skyrocket with the edition of the new Qingdao Haiwan Bridge? The Kushington Post investigates...

Jan 12, 2011

The iPhone Comes to Verizon with Help From North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-il; Small Children In Africa Continue to Cannibalize Themselves



The iPhone has finally come to Verizon. The long-awaited news has finally reached us, but did North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il has something to do with it? And what secrets do the Hublooj tribe in south Africa have to hide? The Kushington Post investigates...